Archive for the ‘Silliness’ Category

A Blonde and Stamps

A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.

She says to the clerk, “May I have 50 Christmas stamps?”

The clerk says, “What denomination?”

The blonde says, “God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists.

Hat Tip to GM Roper!


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Why did the Three Pigs move?

The same reason so many other people are being forced to move:

Three Little Pigs

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A very accurate cartoon showing how government creates more problems when they claim to solve others:

Government Education

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Friday Feast #170

Here it is again, this week’s Friday Feast:

Appetizer: What is your favorite carnival/amusement park ride?

The beer stand. What?

Soup: How do you react in uncomfortable social situations?

What is this thing called “social situation?” I tend not to invite too many into my cave at once so as to avoid such things.

Salad: On a scale of 1-10 with 10 being highest, how much do you enjoy discussing deep, philosophical topics?

I’m not sure how “deep” politics is. It seems so obvious to me that government is evil, but many people seem to like government controlling their lives, so I guess I do…

Main Course: Did you get a flu shot this year? If not, do you plan to?

Oh, I do NOT want to get started on this government screw-up. Yes, again, this is a problem that government has CREATED while trying to “solve” another problem.

Dessert: Approximately how many hours per week do you spend watching television?

What is this thing called “television?” đŸ˜‰ Well, okay, I guess a couple. I watch a little of football games and baseball games when they’re on — but I don’t watch much else. I try and catch House when I can, but I don’t get it every week.

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Because of this, I think I need to ask for a raise today.

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Hillary’s Position

This is quite accurate — no matter the issue under discussion. At least she’s consistent.

Hillary’s Position

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Democrat Positions

And remember — to Democrats, “rich” means anyone working for more than minimum wage.

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