A blonde goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
She says to the clerk, “May I have 50 Christmas stamps?”
The clerk says, “What denomination?”
The blonde says, “God help us. Has it come to this? Give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists.
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Archive for the ‘Silliness’ Category
A Blonde and Stamps
Posted in Silliness on December 3, 2007 | 8 Comments »
Why did the Three Pigs move?
Posted in Silliness on December 1, 2007 | 17 Comments »
The same reason so many other people are being forced to move:
Government Education Problems
Posted in Education, Government, Silliness on December 1, 2007 | 7 Comments »
A very accurate cartoon showing how government creates more problems when they claim to solve others:
Friday Feast #170
Posted in Blogging, Memes, Silliness on November 30, 2007 | 13 Comments »
Here it is again, this week’s Friday Feast:
Appetizer: What is your favorite carnival/amusement park ride?
The beer stand. What?
Soup: How do you react in uncomfortable social situations?
What is this thing called “social situation?” I tend not to invite too many into my cave at once so as to avoid such things.
Salad: On a scale [...]
Yikes!
Posted in Life in NC, Silliness on November 30, 2007 | 6 Comments »
Because of this, I think I need to ask for a raise today.
Hillary’s Position
Posted in 2008 Elections, Silliness on November 29, 2007 | 2 Comments »
This is quite accurate — no matter the issue under discussion. At least she’s consistent.
Democrat Positions
Posted in 2008 Elections, Democrats, Silliness on November 28, 2007 | 5 Comments »
And remember — to Democrats, “rich” means anyone working for more than minimum wage.
How Tough is Edwards?
Posted in 2008 Elections, Silliness on November 27, 2007 | 15 Comments »
I know Teach will like this one:
What Congress Did Last Summer
Posted in Government, Silliness on November 26, 2007 | 4 Comments »
Seems pretty accurate to me. Not that it’s a bad thing!
Excuses to use when Caught Sleeping at work
Posted in Silliness on November 20, 2007 | 4 Comments »
1 Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot
2 This is just a 15 minute power nap like they faved about in that time management course you sent me to
3 I was working smarter — not harder
4 Whew! I musta left the top off the liquid paper
5 Oh, I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating [...]
