Excuses to use when Caught Sleeping at work

1 Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot
2 This is just a 15 minute power nap like they faved about in that time management course you sent me to
3 I was working smarter — not harder
4 Whew! I musta left the top off the liquid paper
5 Oh, I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating [...]

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The Liberty dollar

Some people may wonder why the current situation with the Liberty dollar bothers me so much. I’ve never bought any Liberty dollars. I don’t own any. Yet, according to some, I’m insane for not condemning these people as nuts. Well tell me what you think of this situation:
You are sitting at [...]

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And Yet More Katrina Whining

The Bush-created weather event known as “Hurricane Katrina” continue to produce even more whiny victims. Oh, and in case you forgot, it’s been over TWO YEARS since the hurricane. And yes, people are STILL living off the government teat, blaming the hurricane instead of their own lazy, whiny rear ends. Now they’re [...]

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Recycling is Evil

Can I just say one thing? Hahahahaha!
Sorry, but these radical environmentalists just get what they deserve. After passing regulations and spending my money to force people to recycle (or get throw in jail), now they’re complaining that recycling is evil because other countries aren’t doing what the environmentalists tell them to. But [...]

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Government Education Sells Fat

So, what’s the job of the “public” education system?
It’s very simple: We have to pay our bills.
There you have it. The school system exists to make money, and they’re proud of it. No, I’m not saying that they shouldn’t pay their bills, but I do question a system that claims to be “fighting” [...]

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